why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
Porn is weird.
1. You are watching complete strangers do really intimate (and really flexible) things.
2.They work really hard to get attractive women porn stars, but yet all the men are just eh. (I guess the ladies are out of luck?)
3. It’s nice that you are as hairless as a naked mole rat, but that seems like a lot of work. In real life you want me to have sex AND shave everything but my eyebrows and my head? Wow there buddy, unrealistic expectations much?
4. Lets talk about unrealistic expectations, boobs for one. Seriously, my back would be aching all day with those ten pound bags of fun attached to my chest.
5. Also, it’s really hard to enjoy porn when you’re thinking ‘Wow, I wonder how their parents feel about this’.
6. On a more serious note, porn were a man isn’t treating his partner like a piece of furniture is really hard to find. I am not a coffee table, and I will not be treated like one.
Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.
Yessss! She’s gorgeous!
Can this be a new thing? Please?
This needs to be on everybody’s dash
Always reblog ❤
so much respect for asos now
This is my favourite post ever.
Attractive lady is attractive.
This wench has got it. Look at her own that outfit, that runway, and her awesome body. Asos - doing this absolutely right. ^5
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
